My oldest son is spoiled.
Not from me. I make him work for his food. Raking the yard, emptying the trash, feeding the dog. My boys hold their own.
No, he's spoiled from a sports perspective. He's had more championship parades during his first thirteen years of existence than I had my first 35.
Here's the time line of his life from a sporting perspective:
June 2000: Born
February 2001: Patriots stun the St Louis Rams to win Super Bowl. Still one of the more incredulous sporting events I've ever watched live. So unexpected was this Patriots turn around from league laughing stock to Super Bowl champs I still vividly remember the mood at that parade. Not so much 'Yay, we won!' and more a 'Am I dreaming? Is this really happening?' vibe. Basically there were five million people acting like we all got high off the same, mammoth bong.
October 2003: The one blemish on his psyche: The Grady Little Game.
February 2004: Patriots win Super Bowl #2
October 2004: Following the most stunning comeback in baseball history, the Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years, fueling speculation that the end of the world was near.
February 2005: Patriots repeat. Ring #3 for the Brady/Belichick team.
October 2007: Red Sox win again, proving karma is paying back Red Sox and Patriot fans for everything that had happened in their lifetimes. With interest.
February 2008: Pats go 18 - 0 and reach their fourth Super Bowl only to lose due to the most ridiculous catch in NFL history.
June 2008: Celtics crush Lakers in game six to claim title 17. Eldest son had started wearing Garnett jersey about 10 minutes after watching him play.
June 2010: Celtics make Finals only to run out of gas and lose game seven in LA. This despite Kobe shooting 6 for 24. As a Bostonian, I'm required to bring that up in any mention of this series.
June 2011: Riding the good vibes of the other three teams, the Bruins bring the Stanley Cup to Boston for the first time since the Ford administration.
February 2012: Patriots reach Super Bowl #5 only to lose to arch nemesis Giants and Eli Manning for the second time. I blame Wes.
June 2013: Bruins make improbable run to the Stanley Cup finals only to lose in devastating fashion when the Blackhawks score 2 goals in .5 milliseconds (or so it seemed) in game six to end the series. Everyone believes the decade of dominance has come to a brutal end.
October 2013: But wait! Here come the Boston Red Sox riding team chemistry, clutch hitting and Boston Strong to win yet another World Series.
Let's add up this mind boggling run:
3 World Series - 3 rings
5 Super Bowls - 3 rings
2 NBA Finals - 1 ring
2 Stanley Cup Finals - 1 ring
Summary: 9 championships and 4 close calls in 13 years.
Another way to phrase this is from my oldest: "I guess I'm just good luck!"